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On January 10, 2023 I had a dream that I was helping at a wedding reception and had been tasked with arranging a dessert.

After I finished my task, I returned to the main preparation area, where I noticed that several paper towel holders had run empty, holding only empty cardboard tubes.  I grabbed up the empty tubes, and then some uptight man sensing my intention tried to take them away from me.  I bunched them together and said, “You can't take away my moo tubes!”  But before I could moo into my multi-tubed moo tube, I woke up.