A Burped Order

I worked at McDonald's way back when Super Size was phased out; I had to tell a lot of customers, “Sorry, we don't have that anymore.”

One of my strongest memories of working at McDonald's that still haunts me to this day is that of a super-sized customer who was a very tall and very obese man.  He couldn't fit between any of the benches and tables, so he sat at the one, odd spinning chair in the lobby to eat his lunch.  After he got done eating, he waddled up to the counter, leaned forward, and laid an arm on the counter.  Even leaning on the counter he still towered over me.  He proceeded to order an ice cream cone, but mid-sentence he literally burped up an entire french fry, which landed on his outstretched arm.  He looked down, picked it up, put it in his mouth, and ate it.  He then continued to order his ice cream cone as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.